When I was a kid, we would get McDonalds on Christmas Eve, and that was a big deal because the closest one to the south side of Chicago was a 35 minute drive away. I remember opening the bag and smelling those fries, and even now when I smell them, it reminds me of Christmas Eve.

I've been in Chicago for every Christmas of my life.

The world, universe, God, whatever you call it, has so much more in store if you just sit back and relax and do what's right in front of you.

I wanted to - any chance I had to dress up as a boy, like Halloween, I would be a pirate or a ghost that wore a tie. A hobo.

I think humor is such a personal thing, and you put a microphone in somebody's face, they're going to say something that offends somebody.