Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.