Tom Lehrer's Quotes
My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.
Tom LehrerPolitical satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.
Tom LehrerLaughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
Tom Lehrer