Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.

Marriage, in its truest sense, is a partnership of equals, with neither exercising dominion over the other, but, rather, with each encouraging and assisting the other in whatever responsibilities and aspirations he or she might have.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

For at least a decade, Millennials have been stereotyped as lazy, entitled, and stuck on social media. While that may not be entirely fair, they are notoriously liberal, overwhelmingly supporting left-leaning candidates and favoring policies like nationalized healthcare and same-sex 'marriage.'

If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those things, you still are both Americans. Neither one of you is necessarily more patriotic than the other. Neither loves their country any more than the other one does.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

The irrationality of disgust suggests it is unreliable as a source of moral insight. There may be good arguments against gay marriage, partial-birth abortions and human cloning, but the fact that some people find such acts to be disgusting should carry no weight.

I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal on the Senate floor. I will also oppose any proposal to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying.

I don't think marriage is a civil right, but I think that being able to transfer property is a civil right.

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

I think there are a whole host of things that are civil rights, and then there are other things - such as traditional marriage - that, I think, express a community's concern and regard for a particular institution.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

What I believe is that marriage is between a man and a woman, but what I also believe is that we have an obligation to make sure that gays and lesbians have the rights of citizenship that afford them visitations to hospitals, that allow them to be, to transfer property between partners, to make certain that they're not discriminated on the job.

There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Love and marriage are wonderful arenas in which to place a character. We are most likely to risk our morals and beliefs while in love. Betrayal gives tremendous insights into a character as well.

In the course of a marriage, one accommodates the other.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage.

People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job.

We will see a breakdown of the family and family values if we decide to approve same-sex marriage, and if we decide to establish homosexuality as an acceptable alternative lifestyle with all the benefits that go with equating it with the heterosexual lifestyle.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

Marriage feels like an industry with catering and really expensive bands.

You can't have a happy family if you don't have a happy marriage.

Regarding marriage, it - somehow, it didn't happen. One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue.

When I get married, it'll be no secret.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

When we are baptized and confirmed, when brethren are ordained to the priesthood, when we go to the temple and receive our endowment, when we enter into the new and everlasting covenant of eternal marriage - in all these sacred ordinances, we make solemn commitments to keep God's commandments.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Divorce is not the end of the world. It's worse to stay in an unhealthy marriage. That's a worse example for the children.

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family.

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.