Pet - Quotes & Sayings

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Joseph Wood Krutch

Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want.

Connie Stevens

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

Nafisa Joseph

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.

Whoopi Goldberg

Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet?

Paul Shaffer

There is something very independent about French balloons - you feel you couldn't make a pet of one.

Elizabeth Bibesco

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

Thornton Wilder

What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion.

Cam Newton

Taking responsibility and having faith in your own judgment will help you make good choices and decisions at the end of your pet's life.

Jon Katz

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

Pam Brown

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

Karl Pilkington

I didn't get a lot of attention from my dad when I was young. That's a big part of it for girls. Because your dad is the first love of your life. If he doesn't put you on his lap and give you a pet, you do end up not really liking yourself that much.

Dolores O'Riordan

We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animals placed in homes.

Rachael Ray

I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend.

Tracey Emin

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked.

Haile Selassie

I've always been mad about cats.

Vivien Leigh

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

Steven Wright

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Jim Davis

Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.

Tabatha Coffey

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Rodney Dangerfield

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Steven Wright

It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind.

Linda Blair

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

P. J. O'Rourke

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

Angus Young

Laziness in my biggest pet peeve of all time. Get up, make a plan, do the work, and love yourself, people!

Dove Cameron

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with different planets in the solar system, and I used to create, for every single planet, a different alien race with a certain kind of pet, a certain kind of house, a certain kind of water system, and everything. I would draw these pictures. I had hundreds of these pictures in a box.

James Gunn

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Kin Hubbard

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

Agnes Repplier

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.

George Eliot

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Norman Ralph Augustine

A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that's the closest species we have.

Cesar Millan

A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.

Abbey Lee Kershaw

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.

William S. Burroughs

Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat, come here.' He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he thinks might be food. They're very free animals, and I like that.

Antonio Banderas

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Aldous Huxley

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

Al Yankovic

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

Douglas Coupland

If you have time to get your pet rabbit its own Instagram account, you have time to at least tweet about something important.

Jameela Jamil

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Paul Rudd

We are deeply sorry for the loss of anything - from your luggage to, of course, a loved pet.

Oscar Munoz

I spent a lot of time in the White House in the public areas where reporters are allowed to go, but I spoke to people about the private quarters as well. Some of the things I learned were small, novelistic details. For example, the fact that there were still pet stains on the carpets from the Bush cats when the Obamas moved in.

Jodi Kantor

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.

Rick Warren

It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.

Steven Seagal

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

Agnes Repplier

I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.

Juan Gris

I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.

Kristin Davis

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

Lefty Gomez

I do have the most adorable little Chihuahua mix. I adopted him about 3 1/2 years ago from Much Love pet adoption, and he has been the love of my life ever since. His name is Beau, or as my sister and I like to call him ' mushy mush' because he truly is just a pile of loving mush that just melts in your arms.

Torrey DeVitto