I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unconventional way, a really profane way. To get to that romantic, touching, heartbreaking place, but through a lot of acts of profanity.

Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it, or change it.

If nothing else, there's comfort in recognising that no matter how much we fail and sin, death will limit our suffering.

The bright future is that readers are accepting more varied forms of stories.

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has to make an ongoing effort to consume this product and that the project is being consumed by just one person at a time. I really want to play to that strength because it's one of the few advantages books still have.

A big reason why I started writing is I felt that fiction had stopped evolving. All other entertainments were getting better, constantly, as technology allowed. Movies. Video games. Music.

My favorite books to give or get are short story collections. And always paperbacks because they are easy to carry as you travel.

The best fights don't occur between strangers. They occur between friends who trust each other.

My teacher Tom Spanbauer, the man who got me started writing in his workshop, used to say: 'Writers write because they weren't invited to a party.' That always struck so true, and people always nod their heads when they hear that. Especially writers.

I love the power of words - no music or special effects - and I want to demonstrate that power.

The world of American politics is more contentious than it has ever been in my lifetime.

Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at them and destroy the power of unsayable things, rather than refusing to acknowledge them.

Minimalism seems closest to the sophisticated storytelling of movies. Movies have really educated contemporary audiences to be the most intelligent, sophisticated audiences in history. We don't any longer need to have the relationship between one scene and the next explained. We will figure it out ourselves.

I think in a way, you're doomed, once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to make it happen. I've found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship, that's usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart.

The folks who read my books are so passionate about each one of them that the people making my movies are more afraid of my readership than they are of me.

So many of our enormous emotional crises are lived through the media. They're lived through movies; they're lived through what we watch on television - they're not actual events in our life.

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.

When I first started writing, it was me alone with a computer in my apartment. I hated the time away from other people, and my writing sucked. Now I have a laptop; I can do the most tedious part of my job in a public place.

My books are always about somebody who is taken from aloneness and isolation - often elevated loneliness - to community. It may be a denigrated community that is filthy and poor, but they are not alone; they are with people.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone.

If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live? Knowing nothing 'real' was at risk, what would you do? You'd live a gigantic, bold, fun, dazzling life. You know you would. That's what the ghosts want us to do - all the exciting things they no longer can.

I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about that. But I can explore it through a metaphor and make a kind of funny, dark story about it, and in doing so, really exhaust and research as many aspects of it as I can imagine. And in a way, that does give me some closure.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises.

My characters tend to be more dynamic because they're reaching that point in their lives where their old way of being is breaking down. They're conflicted by the idea that they don't know what's next. You could call it Kierkegaard's leap of faith, when you get tired of sort of reinventing yourself on a very superficial level.

When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything.

We don't see a lot of models for male social interaction. There's sports and barn raisings.

We're so much more likely to feel sympathy for an animal than another person; thus, the best fiction uses animals to define truly humane behavior.

In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that's a really classic form of humor.

I don't feel one's personal medical condition is everybody's business. It just isn't something you advertise, and it's not open to discussion.

It really is an honor if I can be inspirational to a younger singer or person. It means I've done my job.

For many years, I've wanted to do one, and I've always mentioned it to the chieftains, and they would say things like, 'Oh well. Christmas albums don't sell,' and things like that. But that's not the point. Christmas albums are important. The music is important. The season is important.

Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.

There is no way in the world anyone else could do my wedding other than myself, along with whomever I select to do various things.

We all require and want respect, man or woman, black or white. It's our basic human right.

Everybody wants respect. In their own way, three-year-olds would like respect, and acknowledgment, in their terms.

I love producing, writing. I rarely write with other writers unless I have a real great respect for them. Like Burt Bacharach, or Carole Sager, or Stevie Wonder. Somebody like Smokey - like that. Otherwise, I choose to write alone.

Women absolutely deserve respect.

Falling out of love is like losing weight. It's a lot easier putting it on than taking it off.

I am doing what I love to do, and you cannot beat that, especially when the audience appreciates what you prepare for them. It's very, very gratifying.

I used to have hamburgers coming and going, especially when I was on the road. Now, occasionally I will still have that quarter pounder because I love fast food, but you have to keep it to a minimum. I am now opting for salads and just healthier lunches.

The love of my life? I'm much too young to answer that question.

I love 'Anne of Green Gables.' I have for years. That's one of my favourite things. She's such a can-do kind of girl; that's why I'm crazy about her.

The duet with Frank Sinatra, 'What Now My Love,' is one of my favorites.

I love Wal-Mart, and not just because my record is there. You can get some things there that you cannot find at Saks or Bergdorf's or other upscale stores.

When God loves you, what can be better than that?