Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Humor is reason gone mad.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

One of the greatest joys known to man is to take a flight into ignorance in search of knowledge.

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve.

Knowledge is power only if man knows what facts not to bother with.

When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous.

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

It's actually cool to be positive and optimistic and idealistic. It's cool to see yourself doing beautiful, great things.

There's a time in your life where you're not quite sure where you are. You think everything's perfect, but it's not perfect... Then one day you wake up and you can't quite picture yourself in the situation you're in. But the secret is, if you can picture yourself doing anything in life, you can do it.

You know, if a band on a label sold a few hundred thousand copies of their record these days, they wouldn't make any money. But if a band can pump out 10 million copies of a record for free, and 50,000 of those fans come to the band's website to watch pay-per-view videos or buy a t-shirt, that's roughly $10 million in revenue per year.

I don't believe that I'm better than anybody, but I do believe that I'll try harder than most and I hope that people just join me for a little bit of a ride.

Angels and Airwaves is a complete, pure reflection of who I am. The philosophy, the spiritualism, the esotericism, the idea of hope and space and the themes about life and grandeur... that's all me.

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

It is sweet that people want to know everything about my wedding, but they should also respect my privacy.

I am a celebrity, but I don't want people standing outside my wedding venue.

Vivek is a very supportive man. If I am in the kitchen doing something, he comes and helps. I don't think marriage will change anything for us. Our careers will not be affected after marriage. He believes in gender equality and is a man of today's time.

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends.

Respect your partner. Be happy in your partner's happiness.

These haters are too less in number when compared to the millions who support me. I look at all those beautiful people who always stand by me. I respect them, and they equally respect me.

I am still a hard-core romantic.

As far as dating is concerned, I'm not a casual dating person.

I don't wish to curse anyone. I just feel bad when women, especially, try to sabotage the image of another woman.

I can never lie to my partner. Even if the truth is harsh, I'll break it to my partner but won't lie.

The little dissatisfaction which every artist feels at the completion of a work forms the germ of a new work.

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

I have a very positive attitude in life. My insecurity, fear and need to know about tomorrow has fortunately eased. What is going to happen will happen anyway. So why break my head over it?

For me, physical beauty is never the reason for attraction to anyone.

I feel it is important not to get overly obsessed and overly carried away with just the physical aspect. There is more to beauty than just the physical appearance. You are also a complete person, and a woman should have an identity beyond just the way she looks.