Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.