Manners are love in a cool climate.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.