When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Let's have some new cliches.

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I read part of it all the way through.

Include me out.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

The Oscars are a lot different when you are a nominee. You walk around with this big smile on your face, and everyone, even people who work for rival film companies, tells you they voted for you.