She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

A man's kiss is his signature.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.