Carrot Top's Quotes
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
Carrot TopIt's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
Carrot TopIn movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'
Carrot TopI was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
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