Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

All the world loves a good loser.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.