Frank Zappa's Quotes

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

Music is always a commentary on society.

Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Frank Zappa

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

Frank Zappa

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.

Frank Zappa

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Frank Zappa

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Frank Zappa

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Frank Zappa