Wilson Mizner's Quotes
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
Wilson MiznerIt is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
Wilson MiznerArt is science made clear.
Wilson MiznerFailure has gone to his head.
Wilson MiznerThose who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Wilson MiznerTo profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Wilson MiznerThe difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
Wilson MiznerAll anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
Wilson MiznerGambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Wilson MiznerDon't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Wilson Mizner