Craig Ferguson's Quotes
I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.
Craig FergusonIt's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.
Craig FergusonThe wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.
Craig FergusonI always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching on. I met a guy who said, 'Come out to Hollywood for 10 days, and I'll get you a deal.' So I figured, 'OK, 10 days.' On the 10th day, he got me a development deal with Disney, not for a lot of money, but it allowed me to make the move.
Craig FergusonI dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'
Craig FergusonI don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
Craig FergusonI realized women and humor were linked very closely.
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