The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

I have never made fun of religion. Religion is something I don't even want to mess with, because I am really afraid of the clouds opening up and my being struck by lightning.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. I've written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then I'd wake up and they'd be gone.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.