Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

My favorite animal is steak.