It's clever, but is it Art?

San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty.

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten.

He travels the fastest who travels alone.

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours.

Down to Gehenna, or up to the Throne, He travels the fastest who travels alone.