A picture is worth a thousand words.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

True change takes place in the imagination.