Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.

I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding.

There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience.

Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived.

I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.

I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love.