I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

Golf and dating don't mix.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.