I saw a man killed in front of my eyes just before my eighth birthday.

I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and drove down Sunset Boulevard, wearing dark specs and a white suit, waving like the Queen Mum.

For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

My favorite food from my homeland is Guinness. My second choice in Guinness. My third choice - would have to be Guinness.