Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.

I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative, arty, fun and cool.

I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.

To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important.

I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!