Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.