Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages. So, I think there's something about laughter and the durability of a marriage.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.

I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it.

Humor is so important to the American scene throughout history.

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.