The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.

Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies.

I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.

I'm not the most romantic guy, although I do try.

Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent.