I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

I think that there are a lot of law enforcement officers out there who work according to their own set of what is right and what is wrong. And that doesn't always include respect for administration cops, you know, people that are higher up the food chain.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys. Even a pacifist would get violent if someone were trying to kill him or her. You would fight for your life, whatever your beliefs.

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.