Dane Cook's Quotes
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.
Dane CookMy professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.
Dane CookI always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.
Dane CookI'm completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence.
Dane CookAnger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
Dane CookIn school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
Dane CookMy fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
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