Dave Attell's Quotes
I never wanted to be famous.
Dave AttellI get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.
Dave AttellI feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
Dave AttellWhat's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave AttellI have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
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