It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

Oh, how I treasure this freedom. I really do It's a glorious, wonderful experience. I am off marriage - for life!

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.