Bill Maher's Quotes

Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.

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This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

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If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.

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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.

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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

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Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

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If you think you have it tough, read history books.

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The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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Men are only as loyal as their options.

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