The policeman must be a minister, a social worker, a diplomat, a tough guy, and a gentleman. And, of course, he'd have to be a genius... For he will have to feed a family on a policeman's salary.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?

Government has to be cut back like asparagus... every day... or it gets away and goes to seed. Ours did. When there's too much of it, the flower becomes a weed.

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is.

Self-government won't work without self-discipline.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.