Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.