Tiffany Haddish's Quotes
I've always been outwardly personal. I've always been that chick. A lot of my friends be like, 'TMI, Tiffany, TMI.' I just feel like it's important to share your experience on this Earth, because you never know who's watching, who might be going through the same thing, who might feel devastated.
Tiffany HaddishI wanna meet Meryl Streep, so she can be my mama. I want Meryl Streep to be my mom in a movie.
Tiffany HaddishThere've been times I felt like, 'I don't know if I want to do this.' That maybe I should go back to school and become a special-education teacher. But I love entertaining.
Tiffany HaddishEvery teacher that I've ever had, that I still remember their name, made me laugh. I feel like comedy is the best instrument to teach.
Tiffany HaddishI'm not really into politics, but if I had my own country, I would make sure all my people were educated and figuring out what they love to do, and focusing on that.
Tiffany HaddishStop holding your truth; speak your truth. Be yourself. It's the healthiest way to be.
Tiffany HaddishIn stand-up, you do need to be having fun up there, like Richard Pryor said, but you have to know yourself well, too... You start learning, and it's like playing a piano. You know exactly what keys to stroke, 'cause really, with comedy, you're, like, fiddling with people's souls.
Tiffany HaddishThe body is a universal language. Because if you spoke French, and I speak English, but I move like this or do certain movements, I can still make you smile and laugh.
Tiffany HaddishWhen I pick my greens, right, I smile. I smile when I pick the greens, and when I wash the greens, I smile. Then when I cut them up, I smile. And then when I cook them, I smile. They call it joyful greens.
Tiffany Haddish