Janeane Garofalo's Quotes

German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.

Janeane Garofalo

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

Janeane Garofalo

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

Janeane Garofalo

Let's put it this way: I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why, exactly.

Janeane Garofalo

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

Janeane Garofalo