Everybody seems to be wasting their time online. There is such a narcissistic attitude. It's such a strange world.

If I can relate to the joke, it's going to be funny.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it.