I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people writing to me.

That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.

My hobbies are playing piano and guitar, pining for girls, worrying about climate change, pining for girls, and the poetry of John Keats.

Some of the best scams that you get are the ones that pretend to come from friends of yours, because you can just say anything you want, because a scammer has no idea about your relationship with that person.