Alexander Woollcott's Quotes
I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
Alexander WoollcottMany of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
Alexander WoollcottEverything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Alexander WoollcottIt comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!
Alexander Woollcott