The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.