Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.