I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.

There isn't anything that pays you as much money as acting while you are deciding what the hell you're going to do with yourself.

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.