Alan Schaaf's Quotes
The reason I want to be able to teleport is that I don't like waiting around. It's one of my pet peeves. I also don't like traveling, because I don't like sitting on a plane for six hours, doing nothing, essentially wasting time. You know what would be awesome? Bam, I'm in New York.
Alan SchaafPeople come home from work, and they just want to unwind.
Alan Schaaf