You always pass failure on your way to success.

Everything is about looking for happiness and God. That was a sentiment shared by my dear friend Ronald Reagan.

Judy Garland was a different type of entertainer. She was a dancer, a singer, and an incurable romantic.

I didn't want to be short. I've tried to pretend that being a short guy didn't matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women.

I tried to make up for being 5 ft. 3 in. by affecting a strut and adopting the voice of a much bigger man... dating tall, beautiful women... But nothing I could do, after Ava had left me, would add a single inch to my height.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't drink coffee. Starbucks is not going to make any money on me.

All I want is to live a peaceful life, to regain my life and be happy.