There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.