Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

The lunacy continues and has every chance of becoming a way of life unless we stop it soon. Men are getting so used to wars that the psychiatric wing of the RAMC are planning how to break the news to the men when the war is over.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.