Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.

It is not a fragrant world.

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.

An age which is incapable of poetry is incapable of any kind of literature except the cleverness of a decadence.

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.