If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.