I do love to eavesdrop. It's inspirational, not only for subject matter but for actual dialogue, the way people talk.

My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

Remember when you were in school and the teacher would put a picture under an overhead projector so you could see it on the wall? God, I loved that. Tellya the truth, I used to look at that beam of light and think it was God.

The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there, looking at art books and reading poetry.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.