The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

There are never enough I Love You's.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

Communism is like one big phone company.

All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.